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Saturday, May 15, 2010

chapter 5

So everything was going well for the IB crew. Until their EE topics were due.

“Oh man, I just have no idea” complained Jess
“Me neither” said Tom. FML
“Chill” said Chloe “Let’s go to Zarrafas”

Zarrafas didn’t help them with their EE topics. Nothing could.
“Kev, do you think I could do something about Hitler for my EE?” Asked Johnny
“What would you write about?” Asked Kevin
“How retarded his moustache looks”
Chloe rolled her eyes.
“And what are you doing for your EE Mrs Flowers?” Asked Kevin
“Your mum” she joked.
“Oh snap!” Said Leah
“At least I’m not in love with Mr Cullen!” He responded
“At least I have hair!” Chloe went too far. Kevin began to cry.

So the next history lesson they brought him lamingtons, tonnes of coke and a magnetic white board marker. Kevin accepted everyone back into the circle of trust. And LOL it was so embarrassing when they saw him on pupil free day.

But the magic didn’t stop there. Parent teacher interviews were being held, and all the parents were very eager to see how their students were coping with 11-IB.

Most of the interviews went fine, however it was a little awkward for Carlisle to meet Chloe’s father. He had to lie and say she was a pleasure to teach.

“JD needs to read more books” Mrs Lee said Kimmy “and what’s with all the dentist appointments?”
“What dentist appointments?” Asked JD’s mum.

It turns out JD had been skipping school in the morning to do happy gas. Going to “the dentist” was just a cover up.

In English the crew were discussing Like Water For Chocolate.
“I don’t get it miss” said JD “so like she gets really fat, and farts to death?! And like the whole house is shaking!?”
“Pretty Much” said Steph “That’s Mexican books for you.”
“That’s so racist” said Johnny.
“You can’t talk” joked $haniqwa “you pay me out for being Asian all the time!”
“Snap good call” shouted Chloe.
Kimmy just shook her head. Her class was in chaos.
“Can we go get ice cream miss?” Asked Leah.

So they all got ice-cream. Yum.

Now, you may ask, what’s going on with Brandon and Chloe’s marriage? Well, Brandon had to go back to Las Vegas to record his new solo album “Flamingo”. It was tragic. But Chloe got over it, and started dating Justin Bieber. LOL jkz she would never sink that low.